Common Room Advocates for Procrastination: CRAP Notes

"And finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy which it seems is the only way these days to get the jaded video-sated public of their fucking arses....Family entertainment bollocks! What they want is filth, people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.... Oh well, there we are...."

--Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

CRAP Notes

Crap is actually a very nice word with a respectable etymology. It entered the English language via crapper, a flush toilet, which was named after Thomas Crapper, the inventor of the flush mechanism, the basic design of which is still in use today.

All of the above is true, you know. Really.

As a naughty word, it's one of the mildest there is. It's often used to mean 'Nonsense!' or 'Ridiculous!', rather than anything scatalogical. There's even a game called 'craps'.

Anyway, if it really, really offends you, ...

...go away.

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