Common Room Advocates for Procrastination: CRAP Members' Secret Identities

CRAP Members' Secret Identities

And thus spake the Oracle:

There shall be many Solo Avengers, for they have superpowers unique to them.

Terrance shall be El Presidente, your leader, for he has the gift of Charm which enables him to be elected to any position without even trying.
Ryan shall be given the name of the Sonic Blaster for his wide-ranging and far-reaching auditory abilities. His vehicle shall be the KatAna and he shall have the accessories of the Gloves of Griping and a Helm of Projection.
Kaye shall be known as the Friendly Hulk for the way she transforms when angry. Do not make her angry, for you do not want to see her angry.
Tedman shall have the unguessable secret identity of Ted Man, and his superpower shall be the ability to crash Novell networks at whim.
Kara shall be the Speaker of Powerwords, for her ability to command that anyone douse anyone else in water. She shall have the additional ability of being able to guess salad prices at a glance.
Andre shall be stuck in the Kos-al Loop identity because of his encyclopaediac knowledge of the Star Trek universe.
Cher shall be the sweet and gentle Metallica Maiden who will crush baddies to chunky salsa under the wheels of her Metallicar. Her costume shall be a Metallica t-shirt (and jeans, shoes, etc., smartass).
Richard shall be known as MUD Thing and that, together with 7-Up, shall be his diet while he lives, breathes, and plays RPGs.
Susan shall have the title of Dr. Science for her incredible mental powers, visible through her ability to hang about the Common Room without learning anything about computers, and yet become the only person who knows how to use the elm builtin editor.
Travers shall be known as Naranman for the Oracle has suddenly become uncreative in choosing names. He shall be able to induce depression in others by means of uttering but a single sentence.
Chet shall be called Aquaman for his ability to control volatile liquids that would make lesser mortals keel over.
Hector shall be the Pagemaster, your communications guru.
Jeff shall be known as Chia Chin for his ability to quickly grow facial hair to excessive lengths.
Kaz shall be Vacuum Man (or Straw Man) and his ability shall be the talent to make anything suck by simply saying it to be so.

And thus spake the Oracle further:

There shall, also, be Special Teams, for there are those among you with complementary abilities, which work better together than by themselves

Julia and Keith shall form the Mighty Morphin' Coiffeur Rangers, who shall dazzle and confuse thine enemies with their ever-changing hair. Their additional power to state the obvious is too obvious to mention, especially for the Oracle.
Andrew and Charles shall be The Omni Twins and their individual names shall be Pinky and the Brain
Pat and Erick shall be known as Patman and Noggin and together, they shall be The Dynamical Systems Duo. They shall have the vehicle of the Patmobile.

And thus spake the Oracle even further:

Here endeth the lesson

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